CHUNGUS
coding god mode. one install. works everywhere.
npx skills add oatmealyn-creator/chungus-skills
/ what chungus see
- bad code
- ai slop
- bloated bundles
- card inside card inside card
- ship without check
- write minimum code
- delete over addition
- root cause over symptom
- parallel over sequential
- verify before ship
/ what chungus do
zero commands
ai auto-triggers from skill.md. no /commands. phase 1 always. phase 2 on code. phase 3 before ship. phase 4 keeps it running.
40+ anti-slop detectors
no inter font. no purple gradient. no glassmorphism. no cream bg. no bounce. no nested cards. no hero template.
70 react perf rules
vercel rules: waterfalls -> bundle -> server -> client -> re-render. your react apps ship fast.
8-step prelaunch audit
vibe check -> analytics -> payments both ways -> kill db -> api bypass -> blocking -> legal -> ops resilience. every ship.
tdd built in
red -> green -> refactor. one vertical slice. todo checklist ticks every step. never ship untested.
security audit
supabase rls. sql injection. xss. secrets leak. auth bypass. every endpoint verified before deploy.
container self-healing
healthcheck. restart unless-stopped. graceful sigterm. /health + /ready endpoints. k8s probes. logs to stdout. container die → chungus bring back.
/ ai slop chungus kill
| slop | you get |
|---|---|
| inter font default | deliberate typeface |
| purple-blue gradient | solid color or brand palette |
| cream/beige bg | true off-white or brand color |
| cards inside cards | one card level maximum |
| glassmorphism | rare and purposeful or nothing |
| 01 / 02 / 03 sections | only if content is sequential |
| border-radius 40px | 12-16px. pill only for tags. |
| gradient text | solid color. weight for emphasis. |
| bounce/elastic | ease-out-quart or exponential |
| side-stripe border | full border or bg tint or nothing |